Ok

Time to go do my Psychology exam

I probably should have prepared more.

The basic material is all piss easy

But I don’t know the studies very well

If you have ever said “asl” to anyone online ever

And they have sarcastically ripped into you, it was me.

I’ve limited the amount of time I’ve spent in the sun

My pasty Irish skin is just not cut out for the kind of weather we’re having.

That said I fucking love the sun

Right I have a Psychology resit tomorrow

So if you (especially people from Antrim) see me post any more frequently than about once an hour tell me to fuck off please.
I have a lot of stress, social influence and abnormality to learn.
Social psychology is the best though

Ok higher education institutions

If you are going to charge me several thousand a year for your services, I expect constant blowjobs, as a minimum.

I’m dead serious.

I made iced tea

Well, it’s cooling as we speak.

Hopefully it will be tasty.

Lemon is the best.

I decided to cave and finally listen to Them Crooked Vultures

Verdict shall be delivered later

Fuck all your Eurovision cynicism

It’s good so shut up.

In saying that

The UK’s entry isn’t actually half bad.

Fuck.

It’s Eurovision time

That’s right

Here’s hoping Englebert Stumpydick comes last

Not that I’m particularly cheering on Jedward but y’know